Similes in American English -- Page 5

61. She's as wicked as a criminal witch official banker
62. He is as high as a tower hill skyscraper kite
63. She is as stiff as a corpse stick board needle
64. He is as slow as a whale sloth bug molasses in January
65. She is as flat as a iron pancake sheet tire
66. He is dumber than a monkey turkey mule horse
67. He is as sweet as sugar candy pie cake
68. He is as regular as a doorman banker clockwork doctor
69. She is tough as a bull steak leather bullet
70. He is as pleased as punch a peach a plum a pickle
71. He is as light as a bug kitten feather mouse
72. She is as fresh as a rose a daisy bread an egg
73. He is as fit as an egg a fiddle an athlete a strawberry
74. He is cute as a chick baby fox button
75. She is lower than a lizard politician chair snake's belly
76. He is slicker than cow slobber oil mud fat
77. She is as silly as a turkey goose chicken monkey