American Cowboy Truths - Page 1
American Cowboy
  1. Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
  2. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
  3. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
  4. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
  5. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
  6. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
  7. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
  8. Meanness doesn't happen overnight.
  9. You can't unsay a cruel thing.
  10. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
  11. Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
  12. Don't corner something meaner than you.
  13. It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
  14. Every path has some puddles.
  15. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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