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						God Through the Eyes of Children 
						 
						1. Dear God; if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
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 2. Dear God: Thank you for my baby brother but what I really wanted was a puppy.
 
 3. Dear God: Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is
						nothing good in there now.
 
 4. Dear God: We read Thos Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you
						did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
 
 5. Dear God; I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the
						world. There are only 4 people in my family and I can never do it.
 
 6. Dear God: I think about you even when I'm not praying.
 
 7. Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why
						don't you just keep the ones you got now.
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