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God Through the Eyes of Children

1. Dear God; if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

2. Dear God: Thank you for my baby brother but what I really wanted was a puppy.

3. Dear God: Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

4. Dear God: We read Thos Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

5. Dear God; I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only 4 people in my family and I can never do it.

6. Dear God: I think about you even when I'm not praying.

7. Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now.

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