Seniors in Action - Scene 11

If You Have to Go, Go

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.
Jessica Savitch

I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said 'Deformed Man's Toilet,' that kind of thing.
David Henry Hwang