Mom ... Is That You?

I look my best when I'm totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.
Rosamund Pike

We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'
Lou Holtz

I never looked good in a bikini. My legs were too thin.
Jaclyn Smith

I wear clothes that most people in the Midwest would probably deem inappropriate at my age. And I rock a bikini all summer long. I know that it's not normal, but I just don't care. I live once.
Liz Phair