Seniors in Action - Scene 15

Smoking Kills Humans and Cures Pork

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
Franklin Pierce Adams

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
George Dennison Prentice