Getting Older - Page 1

1. I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
2. I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.
3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
6. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.