41. If at first you don't succeed - take heart - you're running about average.
42. It's hard to soar like an eagle when turkeys surround you.
43. Advice is like castor oil - easy to give but difficult to take.
44. A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that she looks frumpy in diamonds and fat in a mink coat.
45. Poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the voice.
46. Simple solutions seldom are.
47. No one is old enough to know better.
48. When someone tells you that something defies description - you can be sure he's going to try anyway.
49. When something defies description - let it.
50. Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.