1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?        Yes it is just after the 3rd of July.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?       One, the others are anniversaries.
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?       Twelve, I didn't say just 28 days.
4. How many outs are there in a baseball inning?      Six, 3 each for each team.
5. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?       No, dead men cannot marry.
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the total?       Seventy, 30 divided by 1/2 is 60 plus 10 equals 70.
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? Two, the 2 you took.
8. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?      Seventeen are left, 8 dead and 9 alive.
9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
   Moses did not put animals on the ark. You looked at ark and ignored Moses.
10. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?        Twelve