Remarkable Old Lady

Remarkable Old Lady - Bless her Little Heart

The Secret to a Long Life

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed this old lady pictured to the left. She sat on her front step smoking a big cigar, so he stopped to talk to her. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! Please tell me your secret."
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. And, --- I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty, she replied."

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