Texas State Pistol

The Coyote Principle - Texas Page

Governor of Texas

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $1.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the coyote.

And that is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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