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Mule Trading Lesson
Lesson 1 - Buying a Mule!
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought
a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next
morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the
mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer
said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just
bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do
with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said,
"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
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