An Encounter with a Blind Cashier - Page 3

Bent over for MasterCard

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, would he know that she was the only person around?