Idiots Number 5 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number 6 A man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti. Michigan at 12:30 A.M. Flashing a gun, he demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he could not open the cash register without a food order. Then he man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they were not available for breakfast. The robber, frustrated, walked away empty handed.

Idiot Number 7 I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00.
I said "May I have large bills, please?"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."