Don't Forget

A List of Truisms to Live By

  1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  3. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  5. He who hesitates is probably right.
  6. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  7. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  8. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
  9. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  10. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
  11. Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.
  12. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
  13. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

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