1. I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here.

2. The oil's in Texas but the dipsticks are in DC.

3. If I'd shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.

4. Take me out to the cornfield and I'll kiss you between the ears.

5. How can I miss you when you won't go away.

6. If the phone doesn't ring you will know it's me.

7. If you won't leave me alone I'll find me someone who will.

8. If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you.