A Liver Pool 24 Puns for Educated Minds
  1. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  2. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  3. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  4. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  5. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  6. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  7. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
  8. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  9. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  11. A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  12. Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
  13. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  14. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
  15. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  16. Velcro ... what a rip off!
  17. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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