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24 Puns for Educated Minds
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Velcro ... what a rip off!
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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