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Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
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People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Things you buy now won't wear out.
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You can eat supper at 5 PM.
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You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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You can't remember who sent you this list.
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You wish these were all in Big Print for your convenience.
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