American Cowboy Truths - Page 3

17. Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
18. Don't squat with your spurs on.
19. Don't judge people by their relatives.
20. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
21. Only cows know why they stampede.
22. Always drink upstream from the herd.
23. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with you.
24. It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.