American Cowboy Truths - Page 4

25. Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you.
26. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Indian rain dance.
27. It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
28. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.
29. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
30. If it doesn't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably isn't.
31. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
32. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.