81. He couldn't pour water out of a boot even if you wrote the instructions on the bottom of the boot.
82. When the poor eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
83. Genius has limits; Stupidity has no limits.
84. You can't turn back the clock; but you can wind it up again.
85. An egotist is someone who talks about himself when you want to talk about yourself.
86. Genuine elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
87. We have an unique educational system, Algebra is taught in the third grade and spelling is taught in college.
88. People should go into public office for a term and then get back into business to live under the laws they passed.
89. We all know someone with a waterproof voice -- no one can drown them out.
90. Maturity is the stage when you don't see eye to eye but can still walk arm to arm.