101. Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
102. "Nolo Contendere" is a legal term meaning, "I didn't do it judge, and I'll never do it again."
103. Eternity is two people and a 20 pound turkey.
104. A trip to nostalgia now and then is good for the spirit, as long as you don't let it set up housekeeping.
105. You cannot keep trouble from coming, but you don't need to give it a chair to sit on.
106. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
107. Judgement day is not a "day." It is a court in perpetual session.
108. If you have a job without aggravation, you don't have a job.
109. A smart wife has the pork chops ready when her husband comes home from fishing.
110. Character is what you do on the third and fourth tries.