111. Where there is a will there is a wail.
112. Sometime the only good thing on TV is the lamp and the clock.
113. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stepping on the gas.
114. If your troubles are deep seated and long standing try kneeling.
115. To make your children capable of honesty is the beginning of education.
116. The person who is always blowing their own horn is usually off key.
117. God is always closest to those with a broken heart.
118. It is better to learn late, than never.
119. Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
120. Envy eats nothing but its own heart.