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The old law about "an eye for an eye" could leave everybody blind.
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You know you are getting older when the happy hour is a nap.
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The world is a big ball that revolves on its taxes.
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A fishing enthusiastic thinks a fish should bite on a fancy lure just because he
did.
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A good teacher is one who drives the students to think.
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Patriotism is not so much protecting the land of our fathers as preserving the
land of our children.
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Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much but the retirement plan is out of this
world.
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When a man has a "pet peeve," it's amazing how much he pets it.
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Never lie in bed asking yourself questions you can't answer.
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The sins of the stomach are visited on the body.
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