Some Interesting Limericks - Page 2
  1. There was a golfer from Verdun
    Who was not to be outdone.
    To avoid glitches
    He carried spare britches
    In case he got a hole in one.

  2. There once was a lady named Lynn
    Who was so uncommonly thin,
    that when she assayed
    to drink lemonade,
    she slipped through the straw and fell in!

  1. By beauty I am not a star.
    There are others more handsome by far.
    My face I don't mind it.
    Because I'm behind it.
    It's the people in front that I jar.

  2. There was a young lady one fall
    Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
    The dress caught fire
    And burned her entire
    Front page, sporting section and all.