Some Interesting Limericks - Page 3
Umbrella in the Rain
  1. Once in the rain I saw a man,
    Strolling with an umbrella in hand.
    When I said it was insane
    To walk in the rain,
    He said "Well then, I'll just stand".

  2. The once was a woman named Pat
    Who just ate butter and sat;
    She withered away
    Until one day
    Nothing was left butter fat.
  1. There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
  1. There once was a lady, Ilene,
    Who lived on distilled kerosene,
    But she started absorbin'
    A new hydrocarbon
    and since then she'd never benzene

Umbrella in the Rain