BURMA-SHAVE MADE THEIR SALES USING SIGNS, POSTS AND NAILS PHILLIP MORRIS TRIED TV AND NOW YOU NO LONGER SEE BURMA-SHAVE	ALTHO INSURED REMEMBER, KIDDO THEY DON'T PAY YOU THEY PAY YOUR WIDOW BURMA-SHAVE	VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE PINK ON GRAVES OF THOSE WHO DRIVE AND DRINK BURMA-SHAVE	IF YOUR PEACH KEEPS OUT OF REACH BETTER PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH BURMA-SHAVE	HE TRIED TO CROSS AS FAST TRAIN NEARED DEATH DIDN'T DRAFT HIM HE VOLUNTEERED BURMA-SHAVE
I'D HEARD IT PRAISED BY DRUG STORE CLERKS I TRIED THE STUFF HOT DOG! IT WORKS BURMA-SHAVE	BURMA-SHAVE WAS SUCH A BOOM THEY PASSED THE BRIDE AND KISSED THE GROOM	DOESN'T KISS YOU LIKE SHE USETER? PERHAPS SHE'S SEEN A SMOOTHER ROOSTER! BURMA-SHAVE	HER CHARIOT RACED 80 PER THEY HAULED AWAY WHAT HAD BEN HER BURMA-SHAVE	A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' BURMA-SHAVE