ANOTHER RED SKIN BIT THE DUST WHEN PA TRIED WHAT THESE SIGNS DISCUSSED BURMA-SHAVE	THE BAND FOR WHICH THE GRAND STAND ROOTS IS NOT MADE UP OF SUBSTI-TOOTS! BURMA-SHAVE	PAT'S BRISTLES SCRATCHED BRIDGET'S NOSE THAT'S WHEN HER WILD IRISH ROSE BURMA-SHAVE	A MAN WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S DRUNK SHOULD HAUL HIS COFFIN IN HIS TRUNK BURMA-SHAVE	WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO YOUTHFUL THAT HIS DRAFTBOARD THINKS HE'S UNTRUTHFUL BURMA-SHAVE
TO GET AWAY FROM HAIRY APES LADIES JUMP FROM FIRE ESCAPES BURMA-SHAVE	A BEARD THAT'S ROUGH AND OVERGROWN IS BETTER THAN A CHAPERONE BURMA-SHAVE	THE HOBO LETS HIS WHISKERS SPROUT IT'S TRAINS--NOT GIRLS THAT HE TAKES OUT BURMA-SHAVE	DRINKING DRIVERS DON'T YOU KNOW GREAT BANGS FROM LITTLE BINGES GROW? BURMA-SHAVE	I KNOW HE'S A WOLF SAID RIDING HOOD BUT GRANDMA DEAR, HE SMELLS SO GOOD BURMA-SHAVE