HEAVEN'S LATEST NEOPHYTE SIGNALLED LEFT THEN TURNED RIGHT BURMA-SHAVE	BETTER TRY LESS SPEED PER MILE THAT CAR MAY HAVE TO LAST A WHILE BURMA-SHAVE	HIS ROSE IS WED HIS VIOLET BLEW BUT HIS SUGAR IS SWEET SINCE HE TOOK THIS CUE BURMA-SHAVE	SHE PUT A BULLET THRU HIS HAT BUT HE'S HAD CLOSER SHAVES THAN THAT BURMA-SHAVE	5-STAR GENERALS PRIVATES 1ST CLASS SHOW EQUAL RANK IN THE LOOKING-GLASS BURMA-SHAVE
WHEN YOU LAY THOSE FEW CENTS DOWN YOU'VE BOUGHT THE SMOOTHEST SHAVE IN TOWN BURMA-SHAVE	SUBSTITUTES ARE LIKE A GIRDLE THEY FIND SOME JOBS THEY JUST CAN'T HURDLE BURMA-SHAVE	WE'RE WIDELY READ AND OFTEN QUOTED BUT IT'S SHAVES NOT SIGNS FOR WHICH WE'RE NOTED BURMA-SHAVE	MEN WHO HAVE TO TRAVEL LIGHT FIND THE 35 CENT TUBE JUST RIGHT BURMA-SHAVE	IT GAVE MCDONALD THAT NEEDED CHARM HELLO HOLLYWOOD GOOD-BY FARM BURMA-SHAVE