THE WIFE WHO KEEPS ON BEING KISSED ALWAYS HEADS HER SHOPPING LIST BURMA-SHAVE	IS HE LONESOME OR JUST BLIND-- THIS GUY WHO DRIVES SO CLOSE BEHIND? BURMA-SHAVE	PEDRO WALKED BACK HOME BY GOLLY HIS BRISTLY CHIN WAS HOT-TO-MOLLY BURMA-SHAVE	MISSIN' KISSIN'? PERHAPS YOUR THRUSH CAN'T GET THRU THE UNDERBRUSH--TRY BURMA-SHAVE	CLANCY'S WHISKERS TICKLE NANCY NANCY LOWERED THE BOOM ON CLANCY! BURMA-SHAVE
LEAVES FACE SOFT AS WOMAN'S TOUCH YET DOESN'T COST YOU NEAR AS MUCH BURMA-SHAVE	WE CAN'T PROVIDE YOU WITH A DATE BUT WE DO SUPPLY THE BEST DARN BAIT BURMA-SHAVE	THE WOLF IS SHAVED SO NEAT AND TRIM RED RIDING HOOD IS CHASING HIM BURMA-SHAVE	RELIEF FOR FACES CHAPPED AND SORE KEEPS 'EM COMIN' BACK FOR MORE BURMA-SHAVE	HIS TOMATO WAS THE MUSHY TYPE UNTIL HIS BEARD GREW OVER-RIPE BURMA-SHAVE