NO, NO," SHE SAID TO HER BRISTLY BEAU "I'D RATHER EAT THE MISTLETOE" BURMA-SHAVE	NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN YOUR CAR IS YOU BURMA-SHAVE	HE ASKED HIS KITTEN TO PET AND PURR SHE EYED HIS PUSS AND SCREAMED "WHAT FUR!" BURMA-SHAVE	THIS CREAM MAKES THE GARDENER'S DAUGHTER PLANT HER TU-LIPS WHERE SHE OUGHTER BURMA-SHAVE	TOUGHEST WHISKERS IN THE TOWN WE HOLD 'EM UP YOU MOW 'EM DOWN BURMA-SHAVE
THE HERO WAS BRAVE, STRONG AND WILLIN' SHE FELT HIS CHIN-- THEN WED THE VILLAIN BURMA-SHAVE	THE SAFEST RULE NO IFS OR BUTS JUST DRIVE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS NUTS! BURMA-SHAVE	DINAH DOESN'T TREAT HIM RIGHT BUT IF HE'D SHAVE DYNA-MITE! BURMA-SHAVE	O CHANGE THAT SHAVING JOB TO JOY YOU GOTTA USE THE REAL MCCOY BURMA-SHAVE	TO STEAL A KISS HE HAD THE KNACK BUT LACKED THE CHEEK TO GET ONE BACK BURMA-SHAVE