WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO TRIM THE LOCAL DRAFT BOARD'S AFTER HIM BURMA-SHAVE	WHY IS IT WHEN YOU TRY TO PASS THE GUY IN FRONT GOES TWICE AS FAST? BURMA-SHAVE	SLOW DOWN, PA SAKES ALIVE MA MISSED SIGNS FOUR AND FIVE BURMA-SHAVE	GRANDPA KNOWS IT AIN'T TOO LATE HE'S GONE TO GIT SOME WIDDER BAIT BURMA-SHAVE	A CHRISTMAS HUG A BIRTHDAY KISS AWAITS THE WOMAN WHO GIVES THIS BURMA-SHAVE
THE BIG BLUE TUBE'S JUST LIKE LOUISE YOU GET A THRILL FROM EVERY SQUEEZE BURMA-SHAVE	THE MONKEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT JIM AND THREW THE PEANUTS BACK AT HIM HE NEEDED BURMA-SHAVE	SUBSTITUTES CAN LET YOU DOWN QUICKER THAN A STRAPLESS GOWN BURMA-SHAVE	FOR SHAVING COMFORT WITHOUT A STING THAT BIG BLUE TUBE HAS EVERYTHING BURMA-SHAVE	6 MILLION HOUSEWIVES CAN'T BE WRONG WHO KEEP THEIR HUSBANDS RIGHT ALONG IN BURMA-SHAVE