JAR SO BIG COST SO SMALL COOLEST SMOOTHEST SHAVE OF ALL BURMA-SHAVE	TRY A TUBE ITS COOLING POWER REFRESHES LIKE AN APRIL SHOWER BURMA-SHAVE	ONE SHAVE LASTS ALL DAY THROUGH FACE FEELS COOL AND SMOOTHER TOO BURMA-SHAVE	WITHIN THIS VALE OF TOIL AND SIN YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD BUT NOT YOUR CHIN BURMA-SHAVE	TAKE YOUR TIME NOT YOUR LIFE BURMA-SHAVE
CATTLE CROSSING MEANS GO SLOW THAT OLD BULL IS SOME COW'S BEAU BURMA-SHAVE	DOES YOUR HUSBAND MISBEHAVE GRUNT AND GRUMBLE RANT AND RAVE? SHOOT THE BRUTE SOME BURMA-SHAVE	THO STIFF THE BEARD THAT NATURE GAVE IT SHAVES LIKE DOWN WITH BURMA-SHAVE	HIS CROP OF WHISKERS NEEDED REAPING THAT'S WHAT KEPT HIS LENA LEAPING BURMA-SHAVE	DRINKING DRIVERS-- NOTHING WORSE THEY PUT THE QUART BEFORE THE HEARSE BURMA-SHAVE