THE POOREST GUY IN THE HUMAN RACE CAN HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR FACE BURMA-SHAVE	THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING BURMA-SHAVE	THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISHPERE BURMA SHAVE	HENRY VIII SURE HAD TROUBLE SHORT TERM WIVES LONG TERM STUBBLE BURMA SHAVE	DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TOO FAR OR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR! BURMA SHAVE
WHEN PASSING THROUGH SCHOOL ZONES PLEASE DRIVE SLOW LET'S LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW BURMA SHAVE	A MAN A MISS A CAR A CURVE HE KISSED THE MISS AND MISSED THE CURVE BURMA SHAVE	PRICKLEY PEARS ARE PICKED FOR PICKLES BUT NO PEACH PICKS A FACE THAT PRICKLES BURMA SHAVE	LISTEN BIRDS THESE SIGNS COST MONEY YOU CAN REST AWHILE BUT DON'T GET FUNNY BURMA SHAVE	THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER APRIL, JUNE, AND THE SPEED OFFENDER BURMA SHAVE