YOU CAN DRIVE A MILE A MINUTE BUT THERE IS NO FUTURE IN IT. BURMA SHAVE	FREE ! FREE ! A TRIP TO MARS FOR 500 EMPTY JARS BURMA-SHAVE	CAR IN DITCH MAN IN TREE MOON WAS FULL SO WAS HE! BURMA-SHAVE	DINAH DOESN'T TREAT HIM RIGHT BUT IF HE'D SHAVE DINAH-MIGHT! BURMA-SHAVE	SUBSTITUTES WILL LET YOU DOWN QUICKER THAN A STRAPLESS GOWN BURMA-SHAVE
DON'T TAKE A CURVE AT SIXTY PER WE HATE TO LOSE A CUSTOMER BURMA-SHAVE	MY CHEEK SAID SHE IS SMOOTH AS SATIN HA HA SAID HE THAT'S MINE YOUR'RE PATTIN' BURMA-SHAVE	PROPER DISTANCE TO HIM WAS BUNK HE ENDED UP IN SOME GUY'S TRUNK. BURMA SHAVE.	A MAN WHO PASSES ON HILLS AND CURVES IS NOT A MAN OF IRON NERVES HE'S CRAZY BURMA-SHAVE	FAMOUS WORDS ABOUT LIGHTS THAT SHINE IF HE WON'T DIM HIS I WON'T DIM MINE BURMA-SHAVE