Old Burma-Shave Signs - Page 16
SNAKE RAIL FENCES
AND OLD LOG HOUSES
BOTH WERE BUILT
TO KEEP OUT THE COWSES
BURMA-SHAVE
BRISTLY BEARD
OR SILKY FUZZ
SHAVE 'EM BACK
TO WHERE THEY WAS
BURMA-SHAVE
PINK TOOTHBRUSH
IS A CURSE.
PINK SHAVING BRUSH
IS A DARN SIGHT WORSE
BURMA-SHAVE
COLLEGE BOYS
YOUR COURAGE MUSTER.
SHAVE OFF THAT FUZZ
AND COOKIE DUSTER
BURMA-SHAVE
FAREWELL O VERSE
ALONG THE ROAD
HOW SAD TO SEE
YOU'RE OUT OF MODE
BURMA-SHAVE
IF YOUR MAD PULL OVER
OR YOU'LL BE EVEN MADDER
WHEN THEY LAY YOU OUT
ON A MARBLE PLATTER
BURMA-SHAVE
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