IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE YOU HAVEN'T DRIVEN VERY FAR! BURMA-SHAVE	BEN MET ANNA MADE A HIT NEGLECTED BEARD BEN-ANNA SPLIT BURMA-SHAVE	THEY MISSED THE TURN THE CAR WENT WHIZZIN' THE FAULT WAS HERN THE FUNERAL HISN BURMA-SHAVE	A NUT AT THE WHEEL A PEACH ON HIS RIGHT A CURVE IN THE ROAD FRUIT SALAD THAT NIGHT BURMA-SHAVE	ANGELS WHO GUARD YOU WHEN YOU DRIVE USUALLY RETIRE AT SIXTY-FIVE BURMA-SHAVE
HE HAD THE RING HE HAD THE FLAT SHE FELT HIS CHIN AND THAT WAS THAT BURMA-SHAVE	IF HUGGING ON HIGHWAYS IS YOUR SPORT TRADE IN YOUR CAR FOR A DAVENPORT BURMA-SHAVE	SHAVING BRUSH WAS LIKE OLD ROVER WHEN HE DIED HE DIED ALL OVER BURMA SHAVE	PITY ALL THE MIGHTY CAESARS THEY PULLED EACH WHISKER OUT WITH TWEEZERS BURMA-SHAVE	HE PLAYED THE SAX HAD NO B.O. BUT HIS WHISKERS CRATCHED SO SHE LET HIM GO BURMA-SHAVE