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Some Good Ideas to Consider - Gems of Wisdom? - Page 2

  1. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents
  2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
  3. A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries.
  4. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
  5. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  6. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
  7. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  8. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  9. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
  10. Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
  11. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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