Light at the end of a Tunnel

Some Good Ideas to Consider - Gems of Wisdom? - Page 1

  1. The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
  2. Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.
  3. Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.
  4. Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
  5. When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number.
  6. Don't judge a book by its movie.
  7. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
  8. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  9. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough.
  10. Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
  11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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