Number 2 Pencil A List of Imponderable Questions - Page 2
  1. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  2. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
  3. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
  4. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
  5. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
  6. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
  7. If you take an Oriental person and spin them around several times, do they become disoriented?
  8. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
  9. Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them talk?
  10. If it is zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  11. Why is it called the Department of the Interior when it is in charge of everything outdoors?
  12. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
  13. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  14. If the entire world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
  15. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done.
  16. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of the same stuff?
  17. Do crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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