1. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
2. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack and how do we get it back into whack?
4. Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they wear night gowns?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages" Isn't it just stale bread to begin with?
8. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
9. Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist, but a race car driver is not called a racist?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
13. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are over a billion star in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has just been painted you will have to touch it to be sure?
14. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
15. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?