Zigzag Lightening A List of Imponderable Questions - Page 4
  1. What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
  2. If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?
  3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  4. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  5. Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections?
  6. Why do you never hear about gruntled employees?
  7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  8. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  9. Why when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but when you send it by ship it's called cargo?
  10. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  11. Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory?
  12. What does the phrase "Now then" really mean?
  13. If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  14. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
  15. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  16. Why aren't Santa's helpers called subordinate clauses?
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