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							A List of Imponderable Questions -  Page 4 
						
						
							
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								What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
								
 
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								If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success? 
								
 
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								Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
								
 
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								Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 
								
 
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								Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections?
								
 
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								Why do you never hear about gruntled employees? 
								
 
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								What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 
								
 
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								Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 
								
 
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								Why when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but
								when you send it by ship it's called cargo?
								
 
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								Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 
								
 
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								Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory? 
								
 
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								What does the phrase "Now then" really mean? 
								
 
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								If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 
								
 
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								If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain
								silent? 
								
 
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								Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is
								made with real lemons? 
								
 
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								Why aren't Santa's helpers called subordinate clauses? 
								
 
							 
						 
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