1.	Alabama	Hell Yes, we have electricity
2.	Alaska	11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong
3.	Arizona	But it's a dry heat.
4.	Arkansas	Literacy ain't everything.
5.	California	By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda.
6.	Colorado	If you don't ski, don't bother.
7.	Connecticut	Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's don't own it yet.
8.	Delaware	We really do like the chemicals in our water.
9.	Florida	Ask us about our Grandkids. They teach us how to drive and vote.
10.	Georgia	We put the fun in fundamentalism extremism.
11.	Hawaii	Death to the mainland scum, leave your money.
12.	Idaho	More than just good potatoes. Well, Okay, we're not. But the potatoes sure are real good.
13.	Illinois	Please, don't pronounce the "S."