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14.
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Indiana
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Two billion years tidal wave free.
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15.
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Iowa
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We do amazing things with corn.
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16.
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Kansas
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First of the rectangle states.
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17.
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Kentucky
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Five million people; fifteen last names.
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18.
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Louisiana
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We're not all drunk Cajun Wackos. But that's our tourism campaign.
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19.
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Maine
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We're really cold. But we have cheap lobster.
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20.
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Maryland
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If you can dream it. We can tax it.
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21.
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Massachusetts
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Our taxes are lower then Sweden's.
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22.
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Michigan
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First line of defense for the Canadians.
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23.
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Minnesota
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10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000 mosquitoes.
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24.
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Mississippi
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Come and feel better about your own state.
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25.
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Missouri
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Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work.
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26.
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Montana
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Land of the Big Sky, right-wing craziest, and very little else.
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