Chinese Bride

Paul and Bernice Noll's - 100 Worthless Facts - Page 5

In Theory there is no Difference Between theory and Practice.
In Practice There Is. - Yogi Berra

  1. In China the bride wears red. White is the color of death.
  2. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.
  3. The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons on postage stamps.
  4. Rats can't vomit.
  5. An Armadillo can be house trained.
  6. Glass is the only substance to get stronger the longer it stays in water.
  7. You can mail any portion of a bill that has the entire serial number intact to the Department of Treasury and they will replace it, assuming the serial number has not been replaced before.
  8. Snakes retained their bite reflex and could still be venomous for up to an hour after death.
  9. The total number of 5-card poker hands is 2,598,960.
  10. In Mozambique, poles have to be at least 12 meters (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes beneath the lines.
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