Wombat Poop

Paul and Bernice Noll's - 100 Worthless Facts - Page 10

If the World was perfect, it wouldn't be. - Yogi Berra

  1. Wombat poop is square. The unique shape of the wombat's poop derives from its moisture content. The wombat has the driest poop of any mammal, a result of its insanely long digestive tract. It can take 14 to 18 days for food to get processed and excreted. "This process allows the wombat to absorb the maximum amount of nutrients from its food before it turns it into a smelly Lego block."
  2. A day on the planet Venus is longer than a year on Venus. Venus takes 224.65 days to complete each orbit. This is a little less than a year on Earth. But instead of a similar rotational period to Earth's 24 hours, Venus takes 243 days to rotate once. Even stranger, Venus rotates backwards compared to the other planets in the Solar System. If you could stand on the surface of Venus, the Sun would appear to rise in the West and then set in the East.
  3. The United States is an older country than Germany. The formal unification of Germany into a politically and administratively integrated nation state officially occurred on 18 January 1871 at the Versailles Palace's Hall of Mirrors in France.
  4. It's impossible to hum while holding your nose. Humming is done by blowing air through the nose. Hey you tried it didn't You.
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