1. Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's tail anymore.
2. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
3. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.
4. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.
5. Now that I'm older, here's what I have discovered:

1. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
2. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
3. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, i don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
8. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.