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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 2
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Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised.
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If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your
purchase.
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Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable." 2. The one
you almost bought will be rated "best buy."
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1. the telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your
keys. 2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller
hanging up.
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If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
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The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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You always find something in the last place you look.
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