My Last Nail

Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 3

  1. If you have only one nail, it will bend.
  2. Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.
  3. Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.
  4. The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
  5. When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
  6. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
  7. The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
  8. When things are going well, something will go wrong.
  9. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
  10. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on; eventually this person will be fired.
  11. A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.
  12. If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.
  13. Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later.
  14. If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
  15. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
My Last Nail
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