Bouquet of Dandelions for My Love

Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 7

  1. A dandelion from a lover means more than an orchid from a friend.
  2. There is no limit to how bad things can get.
  3. The more trivial your research, the more people will be assigned to do it.
  4. There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.
  5. Women's Liberation didn't.
  6. Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
  7. Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
  8. The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.
  9. Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
  10. If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy man -- he will find an easier way to do it.
  11. Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
  12. When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
  13. If it's worth doing it, it's worth overdoing.
  14. I always know what I want . . . I just keep changing my mind.
  15. To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is even more human.
  16. The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.
  17. No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Dandelions for My Love
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